TiVO Spelling Bee

(cranky, hot with fever on the sofa yesterday, clicking through the TiVO list) Who in the hell erased Dr. Who?

(me) "It starts with a D-R"

(him, still cranky, muttered under his breath, but I could STILL hear him) "I KNOW that Mom. DUH! It doesn't start with ANYTHING when some dumbass erases it!" (a little louder now) "How do you spell 'Survivorman'?"

I let it slide because he was feverish.

Like that makes any difference.