Virtual Potty Humor

(actual online chat with my 10 year old)

Me: Hi!!!!!!!!

Him: p{}{}p

Potty humor, part 2

(exiting the bathroom, appearing very satisfied with himself . . .)

"Well, I'll tell you ONE thing . . . our plumbing sure can take a punch!"

Potty humor

(sitting in my home office, working away, when the phone rings . . .)

"Hello . . .this is the school nurse (muffled giggle). I'm calling because your son has just come in. Evidently he twisted his knee, and I'm calling to ask permission to administer ice and pain reliever."

(Me . . . worried) "Oh my, is he ok?!"

(Nurse) "I believe so . . . it was kind of comical (Comical?!?!). He said he twisted his knee in the boys' bathroom when he slipped. I asked him if he slipped on water, and he said "I sure HOPE so!"

(Nurse and I both laughing)

Crazy kid.