(In the car . . .)
Me, trying to explain the intricacies of my recent gastric bypass surgery to The Boy and his sister:
"So now that I have had the surgery, my tummy is really small. It's like the size of a baby's tummy, so it's like having a newborn baby tummy . . ."
Without missing a beat, the boy added, "Yeah, it's like having a newborn baby tummy in a really, REALLY old body."
10 years ago